Get Out of here Fatass

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Tetris

It is awkward when during class you play tetris

and some lame person keeps beating you

and you drop 3 whole levels 

then you get so fed up and mash your keyboard

then u remember

shoot im in class

sweet.

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Google

It is lame, when your ta doesn’t know the answer

so you jokingly say “lawl should i google it”

so she says yes google it that’s a great idea!

so i google it, then… it goes to one of my frequently googled keywords….. sigh..

then the whole class is staring at you awkwardly

and i turn red

and then awkward silence for the next 30 min of class

so in concluion TA’s know your shit when you teach it to me..then you wont be staring at porn. idiots.

thank you.

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C dragon

Its kinda embaressing when you say your email address is Cdragon121@gmail.com

and the person who is writing down your info looks up at you like youre weird then

says ” its okay i made a gay email when i was in middle school too” then you say “oh i

made it last year…” and then when she tries to write it on the contact sheet she

writes “gaydragon121@gmail.com”…

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Potassium

Sometimes Banana’s kinda look gay

But their good for you

But still i learned today to take bites

not all at one time or else it looks gay

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Laundry

Laundry is too much work

It makes you put coins AND clothes in the machine

Ridiculous

Yesterday I put 2 dollars in the machine

It was free laundry day

Thank you

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Peter Answers

Lol I just thought of the time Edward almost cried cause of this website

He thought that Peter was going to come for us

he talked to the air thinking peter could hear us through our cell phones.

Good times.

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